Just in case you missed Riverdale last week, Jughead catches us all up on where we are post-time mount. Archie pushed in a fighting. Betty is a FBI agent. Veronica is married. Toni is Queen of the Serpents. Jughead is a published writer.
The five of them meet up in a booth at Pop Tate’s. Archie announces that he wants to save Riverdale. Betty calls this a bit weird and I actually agree with her.
Afterwards, Betty and Jughead go for a walk together, and Archie and Veronica head off on their own walk. During it, Archie tells Veronica she was the last relationship he was in. Veronica tells him he should have some fun, he’s an adult.
Alice still lives in Riverdale. Polly and the twins living a life in her. Polly saves creepy hours, which raises Betty’s distrusts, which is fair, considering Polly’s past of being really into sects.
Jughead is staying in Dilton’s underground bunker. At this phase, I might as well start announcing it Jughead’s bunker. Remember those obligation collectors from last week? Well, it turns out Jughead is in just under $10 k in credit card debt. Who knows how much he owes those chaps extremely?
Veronica congregates up with Hiram. She misses back into the family business. He merrily rejects her, propelling something she said to him 7 years ago/ three weeks ago back in her face, but he does try to sell her on SoDale. That somebody actually knows how to hold a animosity.
Jughead needs money, and questions Toni for a enterprise at her barroom .. The Serpents are not happy with the depiction of them in Jughead’s book. Toni tells him to watch his back. Ruh-roh.
Archie satisfies with Principal Weatherbee about restarting RROTC, but Weatherbee says Riverdale High might not even open. Their budget has been trounced. They paint a picture so dire that I’m surprised anyone gladly sendss their kids to this school.
Jughead has writer’s block in Pop’s. Tabitha, Pop’s granddaughter, is taking over for Pop’s. She abruptly lays down the existing legislation for Jughead. No more tabs. Damn, he was thrown out of both downstairs and upstairs in about 10 hours!
Hiram fulfills with Toni. There’s 100 girls left at Riverdale. HIram wants to open them all grants to Stonewall Prep, and a counselor sentiment for her. She diminishes.
Archie sleuths on the Ghoulies from Betty’s room. I forgot that Betty lived next door to Archie. This acquires me sad for Alice, having to put up with the Ghoulies as neighbours.
Sheriff Keller is the only person left in the Sheriff’s department, another prey of Mayor Lodge’s budget slice. Why on earth did beings reelect Hiram as mayor? Hiram has a private security force, thoughts by Reggie Mantle. Keller informs Archie not to look for help from Reggie; he’s corrupt.
Veronica tele-interviews with the Morris William agency in LA, and tries to book a flight there, but her American Excess and all her other posters were diminished. She checks in with her hubby, Chuckwick, who play-acts it off like, yeah, strange, same now. no biggie. He’s way too allay about all their assets being frozen. Veronica rightly believes Chuckwick as the culprit now.
Smithers tips-off Veronica off that a black auto has been hanging out outside. Veronica sidesteps her posterior thanks to an old friend, that blonde wig that she conceives obligates her look like anything other than Veronica in a blonde wig.
Veronica pawns some jewelry for currency and a shoot. This is escalating speedily.
Betty has a nightmare about the Trash Bag Killer and awakens to a noise downstairs. Betty prevents her gun in her nightstand, totally normal. Downstairs, she roughly shoots her sister. This is a great PSA for not owning firearms. You might shoot your sibling after having a nightmare about a serial murderer. Betty and Polly reconcile over late nighttime tea. Spoiler: this reconciliation won’t last the occurrence. Betty says that after she finishes at the establishment, she will be home a lot more. I don’t think it drives that route, Betty.
The next day, a harried Alice is attaining breakfast while catching Betty up on Polly. Polly is a waitress at The Roving Eye. Toni stops by with the morning article, which has a front page smacked case on her. Hiram is playing dirty trying to get the school shut down!
Archie volunteers Reggie to bust up the Ghoulie house. Reggie and Archie tour the house, but can’t find any stimulants. Archie mostly accuses Reggie of tipping them off. Too, I approximate Archie’s household still owns the house? Can’t he only knock the Ghoulies out? They’re clearly not compensating hire and are destroying the place. On his way out, Archie places Polly hanging out in the back.
The pay collectors from last week swing by Pop’s. Tabitha envelops for Jughead. Feeling bad for him, Tabitha offers him a waiter job. He asks her to call the debt collectors in a couple of weeks to avoid his legs being broken. I fee like they’re decided these two up as a marry, while at the same time attaining Jughead look the most ridiculous he has since he was homeless and living in a drive-in movie theater in season 1.
Reggie is also a put-upon gondola pusher and Veronica is buying.
Archie rats out Polly to Betty, who is happy to kept the beatdown on the Ghoulies with Archie along with the Kellers, Sweet Pea and Fangs. The group breaks into the house, beating the figurehead opening off its hinges, and shedding Ghouldies through numerous openings. This can’t be good for the house. But what recreation! Kevin attains a jingle clang laboratory upstairs. You Ghoulies are busted, Agent Cooper style! Can she actually bust beings? She hasn’t even graduated yet!
Betty, constituting as Polly, calls the Roving Eye. Polly hasn’t worked there in a year. Polly so Polly.
Kevin compares what’s going on in Riverdale to Succession and i get the feeling that the Riverdale novelists truly love themselves.
The group trying to save the public school wants to do it by taking the public school private. Yeah, I don’t understand this either.
Betty encounters Polly about her life decisions. Remember when the two sisters made up earlier in the incident? Yeah, forget about that.
Jughead’s agent needs sheets to testify the publisher. Jughead refers his new book proposal to his agent, which is basically” The Legend of Pop Tate .”
Betty cures Archie clean up his house, post-Ghoulies. Then they have sex in the shower. It went down like this: Archie’s like, let’s get a pizza, and Betty’s like, sure, and then Archie’s like, I’m going to shower first, which is weird when you offer to order pizza. Just fiat the pizza firstly! It’s going to take at least 20 minutes to show up But then they’re having fornication in the shower and pizza is the last thing on either of their thoughts.
I feel like KJ Apa is talking with a purposefully deeper voice because Archie is 7 years older now, and well, it’s weird. Stop it, KJ!
Pop has his retirement party at the diner. Jughead demonstrates a really nice speech, basically crediting Pop for Jughead living his high school years by affording Jughead a warm place to spend time.
Toni plays the” If our adore ever required got anything to you, be used to fund Riverdale High School” poster on Cheryl. And it cultivates!
Archie raises the gang together on the high school couches to pitch his plan to save the school- the four members of them become schoolteachers! Betty is the first to sign up. I don’t conclude Quantico is really going to be as cool with her decision as she casually thinks they will be. Likewise, “whats happened to”” Watch your back, Jughead .” First Toni wants to beat him up and now he’s dedicating him a teach undertaking?
Veronica’s married specify is Gecko. And her husband is a Wall St trader. Oh, come on, guys! Kevin makes another Succession comparison. Oh, come on, scribes! No more equating your picture with Succession until Veronica performs a rap about Hiram.
After Toni announces at a town meeting that these four illustrious Riverdale alum are coming back to coach, Hiram ends the meeting with a motion to dissolve the township of Riverdale and it delivers! New show name next week?
Jughead’s publisher ardours his Pop Tate pitch! Merely trouble, Jughead changed his mind. Whoops!
Veronica and her husband seemingly broken off over Facetime a week after their first bridal remembrance. She’s frankly not missing out on anything. Write that inadequate man’s version of Chuck Bass off the demonstrate ASAFP.
Jughead moves in with Archie, which is definitely going to get in the way of Archie having more shower sexuality with Betty.
The escapade ends with Polly on the run, literally. She’s running along the highway out of town with a truck haunting her. The point of this episode of Riverdale looks a lot like the start of The Little Things. Crossover? Run, Polly!
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